About: Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
Location: California
20 latest tweets
I don’t like touching the pole on the subway. This is one reason why. http://t.co/PSpZIwE5
I did a very special Sports Desk in honor of the Super Bowl, with a very special co-host. Thanks @ClayMatthews52 http://t.co/USChLiAr
I watched the clip of @IMKristenBell 3X already today. RT @TessatheTiger I could watch only Ellen YouTube clips for the rest of my life...
I love the Trevor. I also love winning RT @AmberKelley88 Dan Rad&Ellen betting on the super bowl & donating $5K to @TrevorProject ❤ amazing
Thank you so much. That lady appreciates it RT @otespanky @TheEllenShow This Lady does so much 4 so many people. God love her and her family
It’s time to find out once and for all if I can do more push-ups than the First Lady, @MichelleObama. http://t.co/udpagdUR
I can't get over how cute Drew Barrymore's new puppy is. http://t.co/1Y5Aptpv
Congratulations to the @Late_Show's David Letterman on your 30-year anniversary. You've done over 4 billion shows. That's an estimate.
Who do you think can do more push-ups -- me or @MichelleObama? Watch tomorrow #LetsMove
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About to sit down with @MichelleObama. I hope she makes me a knight.
Octavia Spencer was nominated for 3 major awards. That's also the number of Spanx she was wearing on the red carpet. http://t.co/3q0EOjPF
Simon Baker gave me a flip flop for my birthday. He so gets me.
Colin Hay surprised me with a mini concert in my dressing room. http://t.co/H0FnUsOa
Now you can play doubles. RT @vika7 Look what I got? :) biggest teddy bear of my collection :) thank u Ellen http://t.co/jz8ftWbT
Next time I'm getting you a sloth. RT @IMKristenBell Todays topic? Kristen Bells inability to handle her emotions! http://t.co/xe2PXL1m
Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife, Portia. You’ve taken my name, my heart, and my favorite pair of pajama jeans.
I’ll admit it. John Krasinski is very good at cheating at basketball.
Looking for a new hairstyle? This video should help. Don’t do any of these. http://t.co/Ul0XzOsy
Are you the football fan I’m sending to the Super Bowl? You’re not if you don’t enter here. http://t.co/XBBgUXE7
A fan sent me this. I really hope there’s something wrong with her television. http://t.co/n13N3VwD
